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Two Carrots are Driving
HUMOR
Two Carrots Riding
By Anonymous
December 2007
Two carrots are riding in a car when they get into a terrible accident. They are rushed to the hospital, where one turns out to be OK, but the other carrot is immediately sent into surgery.
Hours later, a doctor comes out and says to the unharmed carrot:Â “I’ve got good news and bad news.”
“The good news is that your friend is going to live. The bad news is that he’s going to be a vegetable the rest of his life.”
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